chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

image

white people ordering food at a mexican restaurant
Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix
Lazy Town ft. Lil Jon

rosiequartz:

this will never not be funny

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

none shall pass

hello-lesbians:

I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

  • Me: mommy can you buy this for me?
  • Mom: why don't you ask your daddy dear
  • Me: I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy, cause you are not that kind of girl.

vevovevo:

if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it