lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
how do i get over someone who i never dated
I was straight once, turns out it was a phase
- Me: mommy can you buy this for me?
- Mom: why don't you ask your daddy dear
- Me: I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy, cause you are not that kind of girl.